lava really pisses me off cuz like
i know it could melt my face off but then i see a picture like this and
i want to dip my hands in it
I want a cactus in a cute little pot and I’ll name it after you because you’re a fucking prick.
im gonna make a tv show and it’s gonna be like punk’d but it’ll be called stab’d and it’ll be me stabbing people and going “YOU’VE BEEN STABBED!” and everyone will laugh and it’ll be good family fun